Yes, I Have Returned to the Wild Blue, er, Red Yonder That is South Dakota!

South Dakota needs me once again, fellow citizens.

I have been leading a life of leisure, away from the frozen political tundra that is South Dakota. But my pleasure is no longer of importance to me. My hiatus from the South Dakota Blogosphere has ended. I am needed here. Again.

Why?

You actually have to ask why?

Here's why!

• Mean Republican kids, I mean legislators, are picking on transgender kids, trying to tell them where they can and can't go potty!
• The State Democratic Party is losing registered voters faster than a cheap Styrofoam minnow bucket with a loose lid floating in Lake Poinsett.
• And speaking of loose lids, Sibby is blogging again! Ring ring! 
• Blogger Cory Allen Dingleheimer Schmidt Heidelberger is running for the State Senate! Help me, my arms are flailing!
• The South Dakota War College has turned into one large Republican press release.
• The Sioux Falls Argus Leader dead tree edition is now as thick as the bi-weekly Watertown High School student newspaper, the Purple and Gold, though the Purple and Gold is better edited.
• Donald Trump.

To paraphrase Jack Nicholson's Marine colonel character in the movie A Few Good Men, you want me on this blogging wall. YOU NEED ME ON THIS BLOGGING WALL!

So here I stand, South Dakota Blogwatchman 3.0, staying vigilant on that South Dakota blogosphere escarpment, shooting stupidity in the head with my virtual AR-15 (a South Dakota legal semi-automatic with a 30 round clip--no wimpy California-compliant 10 round magazine for SDBWM3!) as dumbfuckery tries to get over the wall of rational thought.